Results of U-Write-It Week 294
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Crissy frowned, "Are they kidding? That's the first time I've seen gold medals handed out for..."
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...for falling. How could she have won anything? You would think falling would practically decrease any chance of winning. Especially since she not only fell; but she tumbled over clumsily and then fell. I really don't understand! Gymnastics are so precise and clear cut. Everyone here is so good that falling would ruin anyone's chances of winning. Either the judges are playing favortism or they have been drinking! There has to be something to justify winning a gold medal after falling.
"Let's go over to the judges table to see if we can smell alcohol. After all they did clap when they played the wrong song for Kathy. Not to mention when they entered in and were being introduced, they were outrageously laughing amongst each other. Now that I think about it, I am more determined to find out what the real deal is."
by Rama Hoskins, Hendersonville, TN
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...hunters and fishermen.--What?--Two new categories?--and not sports, but just waiting around..."
"No, they put them together, Hunters & Fishermen. And what do you mean, they wait around?"
"They can't go together!"
"Why not?--What's the difference?--and what's with the waiting?--You haven't told me yet..."
"A hunter lies in wait; and a fisherman waits and lies."
by Carolyn Ann Aish, Inglewood, New Zealand
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...THAT."
"Well, you know, we're in a new age -- to be politically correct, one has to think of everyone, including the forgotten minorities. Besides, this competition has a nice ring of freedom to it."
"Yeah, but whichever cricket escapes its cage first will be crushed by the award."
by Jane, Oregon
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...having the hairiest back!"
"Yeah, but just look at the winner! Have you ever seen so much hair on a person's back before? I mean, you could get lost in there without a compass! Good grief, it's thicker than my lawn back home. Yep, it's a gold-medal winner, all right."
"But a gold medal for having the hariest back at the competition? It's not very attractive."
"Shhhh! Don't let her hear you say that. According to the program, she takes great pride in her back."
by Phillip Lynne, Knoxville, TN
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